What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies
Why does everyone love cats?
They're Purr-Fect!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
What's every cats favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What's a cats second favorite food?
Spa-Catti!
What happens when a cat swallows a ball of wool?
She has mittens!