9683 - | | | 9864 - Reply from Courtney , 12 y.o. (USA) - 2012-04-03
| Hello, we should talk some time. I love monkeys to. I have a joke about monkeys. Okay here it is.
A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The vet told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does the brain cost?" asked the family. The vet replied, "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000. All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?" "Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used!" |
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