|   33336 - from Albert , 15 y.o. (USA) - 2018-07-08
Crab : "I have many crabs"
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I like crabs quite a lot, i think they're my favorite underwater creature. i own lots of crabs, they're an invasive species around here. They usually only live in trousers, and they can be a real nuisance. I think i got them from a strange lady i met at the field trip, she told me she could make me feel good for a really long time. when she did her weird thing, it was gritty like sand paper and it didnt smell too good, but boy did it feel good! then afterwards she told me that i should get my trouser crabs checked out. i don't know if they're King Alaskan, but they feel pretty big. |
