Question 1 - please select 1 answer only Hi! I'm Brunnhilde, and welcome to my latest survey! Basically in this survey I'll be posting the beginning of a joke or situation. You pick which response/punchline you like the most. Ready...set...GO! |
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12 | | Great! This sounds fun! :) |
5 | | Okie dokie then. |
0 | | Meh...okay. |
0 | | Sorry, I don't like jokes...bye! |
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Question 2 - please select 1 answer only There are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes because... |
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5 | | ...Bruce Lee is no joke! |
6 | | ...The Nazis surrendered one day after the birth of Chuck Norris! (True fact!) |
1 | | ...Chuck Norris makes more people wet their pants! |
5 | | ...AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?! |
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Question 3 - please select 1 answer only A fat woman walks into your house. You say: |
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0 | | 'Hey, what are you looking for? More Blue Bell?' |
1 | | 'You must have smelled my new Twinkies.' |
2 | | 'This isn't McDonald's, mister...oh wait, you're a guy?? OK, you're a guy...' |
2 | | 'Uhhh, Jurassic Park is that way...' |
7 | | 'Wait, how did you get through the door?!' |
4 | | I don't say anything. I just freak out and run away. |
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Question 4 - please select 1 answer only *fuming and freaking out* THIS...IS... |
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9 | | ...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
1 | | ...CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! |
2 | | ...Me, duh. |
4 | | ...YO MAMA!!!!!! |
2 | | ...Um...??! |
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Question 5 - please select 1 answer only Whoa, look at that zit... |
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5 | | ...Oh wait, that's your nose. |
2 | | ...Don't let it ooze all over me!! |
2 | | ...GET AWAYYYY!!!!! |
1 | | ...I had better warn everyone else living around here before THAT thing pops! |
8 | | ...O.O |
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Question 6 - please select 1 answer only You wake up early, go to town, and head to the store. While shopping, someone coughs in your face, and... |
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4 | | ...He says, "Oh sorry...did I spit on you?" |
5 | | ...I punch him in the face. |
2 | | ...I just get goobered. >.< |
7 | | ...I say, "Well, the early bird gets the germ." |
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Question 7 - please select 1 answer only You are presented a large cake, which comes to life! Now what? |
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2 | | ":'D WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!" I promptly say. |
3 | | "I don't like how you treat us cakes," the cake says. "First you make us, and then you destroy us by eating us, digesting us, and then po-" *I eat the cake* |
11 | | *raises knife and fork with an evil smile on my face* The Cake:*screams like a little girl* |
2 | | I back away sssslllloooowwwwllllyyyy... O.o |
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Question 8 - please select 1 answer only A cute puppy comes over to you and yaps at you. You translate the yapping as... |
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6 | | "We love each other and have nothing to be afraid of...we have each other, too...oh, and I peed on the couch." |
2 | | "I ate cat poop today." |
3 | | "I soiled your bed, but that's still OK since we love each other, right...?" |
6 | | "I'm so adorable...now can I have your favorite slippers?" |
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Question 9 - please select 1 answer only What is your reaction to the puppy? |
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1 | | *goes for puppy's throat* |
9 | | *pets puppy* It's okay...you eat poop, but you're still adorable. ^.^ |
5 | | WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?! |
3 | | AAUUGGHH IT'S A DOG!!!!! *jumps up onto a tree* |
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Question 10 - please select 1 answer only Thanks for taking my survey! What would you rank my survey? (On the scale of 1 to 10, 1 being very bad and 10 being very good.) |
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