Hey every1 what's up? I am not a fan of Ashley Tisdale and totally hate her. If you do not know him I would not be here freaky now. She is dumb and real retarded. I hear she is asking people to donate money to the American Butt Cross, she said, "Every dollar counts!" Isn't he mean.Here is some stupid stuff about him:
Birthdate
"I was born in Big Butt, New Jersey and was dicovered at 90, now I'm 500, I was born July dudu, 19 who cares.
Boyfriend
"I am currently dating Micheal Myers!"
Age
I am under the age of 1000. I am NOT 21! I am still a senior citizen
Height
"I am just about a migit.
Eyes
"My eyes are ugly"
Hair
"My hair is naturally poopy, then I dyed it more naturaly poopy"
Pets
"I just bought a worm (a Pee can)
and named it Slimy, just like me"
( my nickname on the show and everywhere else"
Siblings
"I have an older butthole named Jennifer
who is also a weird freak, and is my best boody"
Favorite Food
"dirt and worms.! i'm thinking about eating slimy!
Favorite Ride at Butthole Land
Since I live there, and I'm part of the butthole society, my favorite ridy is the weirdo, cause it describes me"
Favorite Movies
"Butthole Ban (with slimy), Just Stupid, and My buttholes death"
Favorite clothes
Dudu and poopy outfitters. I'm so fat that I look bad in the clothes. I'm so happy.
Favorite place to have fun
Butthole land, on the ride, The Weirdo.
Favorite Music Group
Myself because I am so cool and so stuck up. Buy my album.
Favorite thing about Butthole Land,
All the buttholes are awesome and love me.
My Favorite Actors
Ugly, Uglier, and Ugliest(my sister, jennifer)
My favorite Butthole character
Buddy Rex Butthole, the biggest butthole ever.
My one true favorite
To know that I'm a butthole.
My One True Hero
Me, myself, and I |
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I'm a butthole
I'm a butthole
I'm a butthole
I'm a butthole
Love,
Ashley Tisdale
FYI, I know, Ashley |
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