Hello everyone!
I'm in the process of setting up a project, and I'm looking for testimonials from people all over the world. If you want to talk about yourself, your life, things that happened to you, events you experienced, anecdotes, contact me and send me your text! (whatever your age) Thank you very much! |
Hi! My future job is to become an Aerospace engineer. Can anyone recommend any good universities to get a Msc? |
we have a free sponsored residential programme in sri lanka who like to volunteer and learn in a meditation in neighborhood of elephants jungle and also can participate in a documentary film making
if interested you may email me to get for details more details by email crawleymsd@gmail.com |
In the future (specifically the 2030's or 2040's), I hope that our president at the time will devote more funding to scientific research and the development of new technology so that we can achieve feats such as clean and stable fusion power, asteroid mining, and fast and affordable interplanetary (or even interstellar) travel. I also want them to actually know what they're doing when it comes to running a country so we may be an example of peace, understanding, and respect for human rights and diversity for the world to follow. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, I guess. |
18497 - | | |   18533 -  Reply from Jacqueline137 , 15 yrs (United States) - 2021-02-14
| | Thanks! |
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18497 - | | | 18514 - Reply from Meera19 , 14 yrs (uk) - 2021-01-20
| Hey,
yes, i hope so to !
i am from Britain and hearing from the news i really does not sound the best out out in America. Going on about equality and human race and peace its so sad that you guys have a lack of that - Black lives matter- it sadly, seems that your president has an addiction of pride and currency [ money] and fame ! instead of looking after the society of Americas peace and equality.
Hope you can write back
- Meera :) |
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18497 - | | | 18498 - Reply from Jacqueline137 , 15 yrs (United States) - 2020-12-07
| | idk if this is the right subject but whatever. |
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 Hey guys, I really want to learn a new language, please give me recommend what language that easy to learn, except English and Indonesian :) |
18487 - | | | 18502 -  Reply from Lan142 , 15 yrs (Indonesia) - 2020-12-15
|  bahasa korea sepertinya mudah kak! |
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Hi everyone!I'm now learning Chinese, English and French.If you're learning these, I think we may be study buddies:) |
18486 - | | | 18500 - Reply from Maysa8 , 16 yrs (Thailand ) - 2020-12-08
| | Hi, now I want to learning English can speak English a little bit please be make friend! |
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Hello! My name is Olivia and I am looking for photography advice please. Thanks :) |
Hi guys, I want to be a CEO of Technology Company. When I founded a Technology Company and became the CEO of a technology company, I also became a Member of the Indonesian Political Party. |
Hi! My name is Lilla Wallovics! I live in Hungary Badacsonytomaj. It's a beautiful town, next to the Balaton (it's a lake). I'm 11 years old and I like Maths, ICT and English. In English I'm better then my classmates, but I want to be better and better every day. I like dance, purple, fashion, sweet foods (Yummy!😜) and school.
My email address is: wallovics.lilla@gmail.com
If you want to be my e-pal eend me a massage!
L. |
 Can someone prove there is no God or opposite of that, there is a God? I want to see different ideas and proves so ı can compare them |
18440 - | | | 18515 - Reply from Meera19 , 14 yrs (uk) - 2021-01-20
| Hi there,
honesty... know one knows if God exists! know one knows how the world was created ? its all a thinking process so far ! even science - even though its been around for quite some time- does not know if god does/does not exist exist.
I believe religion has existed for people who don't known how or how to get through life. Because religion teaches us the basics :
. how to love one another
. be kind
. mature
and even though its teaching us these things, we can do it without religion, no?
- Meera |
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18440 - | | | 18499 - Reply from Damla3 (Turkey) - 2020-12-08
| | I understood or at least tried to understand the things you wrote. I am not religiously asking this question anyway. If there is a God or another things that people believe ... well fine for me. But religions that poeple found should be making the people life's more better. I respect all of them. So why they are confusing our heads more and starting fights about it? Who cares if someone doesn't believe or believes in god? Religionsare there to solve the confusion in people's mind with believings and leading them to good, peace etc. If they are breaking down now, poeple will probably, no definetly will start to ask these questions, especially the new generation. There are poeple who will need a branch to hold, with some poeple can live with themself and can choose the whats wrong and right. What can we do about it? |
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18440 - | | | 18489 - Reply from Karlen58 , 18 yrs (China) - 2020-11-26
| Is there really a God that exists? well, im a Taoist, we believe the world is created by Dao. Dao isn't like God, Dao is just the beginning of everything. I think Western like to say God creates us, creates the world, and become now we see. Since the transition of the old Chinese world, we believe in Dao. Dao, is a name that people give to the thing which controls the world, the evolution, the thing which creates us. Yas, this sounds like God, but not really. Because we don't know what it is, who it is, we can only barely call it Dao. Dao deduces one,it becomes an actual thing from nihility(not really correct but can be understood by from nothing to a thing). Then the one deduces YingYang. YingYang deduces everything, the world, the animals, every organism.
Not to offend,but the existence of God to me seems too hard to be proven. Dao couldn't be seen, couldn't be touched, it can't listen but it exists. The function of Dao is making everything on its right track but not showing off. Dao is doing nothing but actually doing things. God and Dao, are totally different. But the main thing is people do believe that what they believe in creates them. Then the question, is there a God isn't important now. If you telling people there's no God, they will be like, maybe or yes I believe there's another thing like God. Religon is just the suggestion of the way how to be keen, be nice and be the best. To me, I don't believe there's a god. Well, maybe there is but who knows. if the existence of God can make people do nice, i'd like to think there's a god. |
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18440 - | | | 18463 - Reply from Nyx169 (USA) - 2020-10-30
| The existence of God cannot be proven, or thus disproven, by material evidence. God as a concept is supernatural, therefore above nature, therefore above science. Additionally, evidence can be interpreted differently, depending on your worldview. Some would suggest our entire world is proof of God, others would claim evolution is the cause.
If you have a specific subject, such as the views of creation (God) vs evolution (no God) in science, specific proofs could be compared and justified, but the question, "Is there a God?" cannot be definitively answered by science. |
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Bonjour Nicolas, j'ai encore besoin de tes conseils. Je ne peux plus accéder à ma boite aux lettres car j'ai changé d'ordinateur et donc d'e-mail. Comment puis-je faire, j'ais deux nouveaux messages qui attendent une réponse. Je te remercie beaucoup. |
18433 - | | | 18435 - Reply from Nicolas126 , 55 yrs (Normandie) - 2020-09-03
| Bonjour Régine,
aucune importance si tu as changé d'adresse email. Ton mot de passe n'a pas changé. Il te permettra de modifier ton profil, incluant adresse email, mot de passe ou ce que tu veux.
Si tu as oublié ton MDP, peux-tu m'envoyer un message par e-mail en me rappelant ton N° REF, sur mon adresse : edm.nicolas / free.fr |
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hey everyone BJ Kolumbi here I have a few things to talk about in this post soyou probably already know what it's about judging by the title if you read it but I'll get to that in a second
I started high school today, I'm a French man Frenchman yeah I'm a Frenchman in high school now
apparently it's slang for a ninth grader I guess it's because France was the ninth country ever made but yeah the first day of high school for me it was kind of bad and kind of good
you see first things first. a bunch of atheist kids recognized me from my youtube videos and well they jumped me and locked me in the janitor's closet I I tried to escape by making like a bomb thing out of some random chemicals I found in there to blow up the door like on Breaking Bad but uh it didn't really work I guess but yeah
I eventually got out but I missed more than half my classes because I was stuck in that closet I did get to go to gym class though it's actually my favorite class now even though it's my first day you see there's this really cool new gym teacher and I really like him he taught us how to not be embarrassed when we change our clothes in the locker room
I was born without the ability to feel shame though so I wasn't so embarrassed anyways but yeah my gym teacher is really cool he kind of looks just like Ricky Martin (my favorite singer)
so after gym I went to the library and I got this book called a Moby Dick the title made it seem like it would be a good book but it turned out to be really boring so I just threw it in a trash can at lunch
what else oh yeah I played a really funny practical joke on my bus driver riding home you see I was sitting in the front seat because I'm supposed to sit in the back with all the other high schoolers but they were giving me some really mean looks so I went and sat in the front with some kindergartener kid anyway so the bus started to go really really fast and I just reached
over and uh well I reached over my seat and I and I covered the bus drivers eyes and then I said to him I bet you can't drive without looking and uh you see we almost kind of crashed into this huge truck but uh it was really funny
but now that I'm done with my first day of high school on to the main topic of this post that is of course my mom finally bought me lil B's new album
it's called I'm gay it's the Flintstones gay though not the the curse word that's also the title of the post but yeah little B is one of my favorite singers now because he has a B in his name and B is my favorite letter as well as my favorite animal and uh yeah that's that's all I had to say for this post
this was BJ kulumbi and my first day of high school so yeah signing off for now and be sure to read my next post because you see I'm gonna have actual footage of me with President Obama and I'm gonna be asking him some really important questions so stay tuned for that
let me know how your first day was
this has been BJ kulumbi signing off for now goodbye you too |
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18430 - | | | 18436 - Reply from Kiko143 , 14 yrs (China ) - 2020-09-08
| | Oh no! It doesn't sound very good, but this kind of thing also happens in China. Students who suffer from school bullying will be beaten very badly... But I think you should stand up and fight! Don't let people bully you! We Chinese have a saying that "deal with a person as he deals with you". You must learn to resist! Come on! Let those people know you're awesome! |
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I am a young Frenchwoman who with my families like to travel. we are always amused to hear his stereotypes which stick to our skin.
laughter a little what are the stereotypes that you have on France and the French? |
 I did the PC test and my results are:
Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.97
which means I'm 6/10 points to the left and 6/10 points to the libertarian. |
The high school I will be attending from 2021-2024 has an exchange program to Japan for 6 months. Should I take it? Also my planned uni has a program to China and or Taiwan |
18407 - | | | 18454 - Reply from miyuu12 , 15 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| | you should come to japan because there is delicious food. |
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18407 - | | | 18452 - Reply from haruna12 , 14 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| | In my opinion, you should come to Japan. If you come to Japan, Japanese peopIe wiII be kind to you. Japan has a different cuIture from your country. For exampIe, how to eat and how to study. |
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18407 - | | | 18451 - Reply from Syuta akatuki12 , 14 yrs (JAPAN) - 2020-10-15
| | You should come to JAPAN. because,JAPAN has many interesting spots. |
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18407 - | | | 18450 - Reply from reme12 , 14 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| Ｙou should not go to Ⅽhina or Ｔaiwan for university.
Ｂecause japan is better Ⅰtink.Ⅼets come to japan. |
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18407 - | | | 18449 - Reply from Ayumi12 , 15 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| I think you should come to Japan.
There are amusement parks.They are fun.
I think, you will have fun for six months. |
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18407 - | | | 18448 - Reply from kanta12 , 14 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| | I think you should come to japan. I am Japanese high school student. I had an exchange program to Australia for a week.I learned about the Australian lifestyle,people's kindness and so on. If you come to Japan,you can learn lots of things.Go or not go, you decide that!! |
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18407 - | | | 18447 - Reply from mai12 , 14 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| In my opinion,you should come to japan. Because Japan has a goodplace and safeplase.
Japanese are very kind and,Japan has many deliciousfood.You will have a goodtime here. |
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18407 - | | | 18446 - Reply from kei12 , 14 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| | You should come to japan.@because you will get a lot of self confidence. Aiso you can see beautiful natufe in japan. |
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18407 - | | | 18445 - Reply from ousuke12 , 15 yrs (japan) - 2020-10-15
| | ii think you should go to japan because china and taiwan are not peaceful now. |
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18407 - | | | 18409 - Reply from Alex139 , 16 yrs (Great Britain) - 2020-06-27
| | Opportunities not to be missed! You presently aspire to becoming a translator / interpreter and maybe also a politician. Given your proficiency in languages and your avowed interest in Japan and in China the chance to properly immerse yourself at a young age in Japanese and Chinese ways and to gain a deeper understanding of life in those countries is the best and surest foundation for a successful and rewarding career. Also if you were to opt for an alternative career - in business or diplomacy for example - the knowlege and experience gained would still be invaluable and prove a great asset. |
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One day I would want to run for NSW Premier under the Labor Party (my country's centre-left party). I would be running on a platform of
-Investing in Clean Energy
-Increasing Public Transport options
-Increasing rights for LGBTQI+ people
- Setting up a kind of "we are doing this what do u think of it" agency (YourGov)
Would you vote for me? Keeping in mind on the political compass test I identify as Social Democratic |
18404 - | | | 18485 - Reply from Malcolm62 , 12 yrs (Australia) - 2020-11-23
| | Nuclear energy is clean, but I believe that it comes with many problems such as meltdowns. If proven safe, I would push for it, but I'm more concerned with hydro and solar. |
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18404 - | | | 18483 - Reply from Nyx169 (USA) - 2020-11-16
| To suggest that I am 'kidding' by addressing the scientific fact that nuclear energy is the only reliable, sustainable energy is neither an argument nor a rebuttal, though I would gladly debate you on the issue. Are you aware of how nuclear energy is created?
A Nuclear reactor creates heat that is used to make steam.
The steam turns a turbine connected to an electromagnet, called a generator.
The generator produces electricity.
Take note that the water has been sterilized by the heat, so not only is it creating energy, it's cleaning our waterways.
Questions? |
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18404 - | | | 18472 - Reply from Nicolas152 (France) - 2020-10-31
| | Nuclear energy, a clean energy ? Are you kidding, Nyx ? |
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18404 - | | | 18464 - Reply from Nyx169 (USA) - 2020-10-30
| | You claim to support clean energy. Do you support Nuclear Energy? Because Nuclear is the only source of clean energy that will ever be able to support a nation. |
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18404 - | | | 18411 - Reply from Malcolm181 , 11 yrs (Australia) - 2020-06-28
| | Good Idea! |
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18404 - | | | 18408 - Reply from Alex139 , 16 yrs (Great Britain) - 2020-06-27
| Perhaps you could also advocate improved rights for differently able (disabled) people and for ethnic minorities?
Probably the most democratic, responsible, useful and popular approach for "your gov" would include inviting opinion on possible future options - "we are considering doing so and so, what do you think?" - as well as comment on decisions already made. |
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I wish to become a state representative one day though I am just 13 and I am hoping that I can. I was wondering based on this list would you vote for me?
. I believe in God
. I believe families are essential
. I think that everyone is subject to the law
. I have memorized the US constitution and rewritten it in my own words
. I believe everyone should have an equal start in life
. I think that marriage is between a man and a woman
. I Don't encourage the drinking of any strong drinks like Coffe, Tea, Wine, etc.
. I care for others :) |
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18396 - | | | 18465 - Reply from Nyx169 (USA) - 2020-10-30
| Your position is interesting. You stand for freedom in every respect except strong drink... unless, of course, you simply have an opinion on that matter and do not intend to enact any laws that would inhibit freedom in this regard.
Additionally, the rewriting the Constitution is dangerous to the extreme... do you believe the Constitution is open to interpretation? |
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18396 - | | | 18437 - Reply from bubbles202 (USA) - 2020-09-10
| hai hai! Personally I wouldn't vote for you either (no offense). Your platform is ok, but I would focus on more politic ideas than peoples drinking choices. Personally coffee is a life saver, and boba is delicious. But that's besides the point I would revise and focus more on what political ideas you have. :)
xoxo
-bubbles |
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18396 - | | | 18414 - Reply from Malcolm181 , 11 yrs (Australia) - 2020-07-08
| | "Your platform is alright," or alt-right badum tsssss |
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18396 - | | | 18397 - Reply from Jack217 , 14 yrs (Australia) - 2020-06-09
| | Your platform is alright, I wouldn't vote for you (thats just my preference, don't feel offended) but you would only really appeal to patriots and conservative to far-right voters. Some things could be different, for example voters aren't going to care if you can recite the constitution or your opinion on strong drinks. Not to be rude but it's just how politics works. |
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A friend of mine (female)is in love with my husband. What can I do ? He is so pretty and kind that I understand her but she would be ready to share with me. If I shared of course he would chase me. Can you help me ? Many thanks. |
18391 - | | | 18399 - Reply from Jack143 , 14 yrs (Australia) - 2020-06-13
| | This is the politics board. Sorry to hear that but this is not the best place to post. |
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Hi. Im afeef from srilanka. Im searching for a texting friend.who can meet me ininstagram. @sweven_arcadian |
18390 - | | | 18455 - Reply from Lilla183 , 11 yrs (Hungary) - 2020-10-15
| Hi! I want to texting with you, but I don't have Instagramm. Do you have an e-mail address?
L. |
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 Hi! I'm a 16 year old girl from New Jersey. I am politically conservative/libertarian.
I am pro life, second amendment (arming the citizen population), first amendment (freedom of speech, religion, etc.) and pretty much all of the constitution. I am pro lower taxes and Lasseiz faire economy. I'm pro life. I'm against socialism (including communism). I'm strongly against abortion and third wave feminism. I think any American who thinks they are oppressed is fooling themselves. I'm against government funding (of anything).
I think climate change is inevitable, but humans are vain to think they could do it, let alone "fix" it.
"I may not agree with a word you say, but I'll defend to my death your right to say it."
Please leave your comments below. |
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18388 - | | | 18521 - Reply from Mya88 , 17 yrs (USA) - 2021-01-28
| | K, so personally, I think people shouldn't be having sex if they aren't prepared for the possibility of having a child. If, however, someone who can't afford it becomes pregnant, I think the community, not the government, should help her. Murder should never even be on the table as an option. |
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18388 - | | | 18520 - Reply from Kara245 (Australie) - 2021-01-24
| | I find it kind of curious that you oppose both abortion and government funding. Since financial concerns are one of the factors that lead women to seek abortion, don't you think that providing support for families would help us save some of these babies? Or do you have another solution? |
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18388 - | | | 18513 - Reply from Mya88 , 17 yrs (USA) - 2021-01-18
| | Naomi: k, so no, they aren't contradictions. Guns are as precautions and no one but homicidal maniacs buy guns, not to protect themselves or hunt, but to kill people. The second amendment exists to protect the first amendment. It's the citizens means of staying safe and preventing a totalitarian government from potentially existing. |
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18388 - | | | 18512 - Reply from Mya88 , 17 yrs (USA) - 2021-01-18
| | Nyx: thanks, but hopefully that will never happen. |
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18388 - | | | 18493 - Reply from Jasmine5 , 13 yrs (USA) - 2020-12-02
| | Hi, I am not in agreement with about anything you said, but I wonder if you are religious or not? Did your religious views influence your political views? |
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18388 - | | | 18492 - Reply from Naomi213 (United Kingdom) - 2020-11-27
| Ok, so first of all you have completely contradicted you're claim that you're "pro-life" by saying you want to arm the citizen population. Do you realize that this means giving them guns, literally designed to take away lives?!
Secondly, I think abortion is very sad, but by making it illegal many are more likely to try and do it in illegal ways which are far more dangerous than getting it done legally for both the baby you're trying to protect and the mother herself. Furthermore, if someone isn't financially stable I think its wrong to force them into bringing a child into this world, where they don't even know if they would be able to put food on their table. You may say that it is her fault for not using protection but the truth is everyone makes mistakes, and as far as I'm concerned there is not yet a time machine. Plus there are so many circumstances that could have got her into this situation that she had no control over. I think it is a women's choice what she does with her body, and even if you don't agree with, at the end of the day it's her body not yours so you don't get a say in what she decides to do with it.
Thirdly, countries such as Sweden, which have high taxes, are very successful and in my opinion is one of the best places to live. You may think that living in a country where people are dying of hunger on the streets, while meanwhile there are people so insanely rich, like Jeff Bezos. If you think that this is in anyway moral, then I simply don't understand how. I understand that he 'worked hard to earn that money' but I don't think this makes it anymore justifiable, because someone could work just as hard cleaning toilets, earning next to nothing. I'm not saying that people who barely have enough money in the first place must give this away as tax, but there are people who have so much, who just are taxed so little.
About the climate change, if you're not going to listen to the very intelligent scientists, who know far more on this topic than both of us, then that's your idiocy, and I can't really say much to improve that.
You said you don't agree with government funding of anything-I don't completely know what you mean by this. The very roads you drive on are government funded, so are the schools that the majority of the population in America go to. If you want to privatize schools then you seem to think that education is something only to be enjoyed by the privileged/rich. This may not be what you mean I'm not sure. Maybe you are referring to the health care, which is privatized in America. Again, you said you're 'pro-life' but with privatized healthcare, you're implying that medical care (which is needed to keep you alive, fit and healthy) is something only to be used by those who can afford it. If the government funded better sex education and reduced the cost of contraception, this would reduce accidental pregnancies, therefore reducing the amount of abortions, which is literally something you want to decrease.
I'm sure you're a nice person, I just strongly disagree with your political views. :) |
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18388 - | | | 18466 - Reply from Nyx169 (USA) - 2020-10-30
| | I stand and salute you: I sincerely hope you go into politics. The world would be a MUCH better place with people like you in power. |
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18388 - | | | 18426 - Reply from Emirhan40 , 19 yrs (Turkey) - 2020-08-03
| | Hi! I also support weaponization of the population. It's the safest way to protect innocent. I agree with lowering taxes especially it's really high in my country. We should fight against Statism actaully not only socialism. Not only third wave feminism all of political correct people are treat to free world. I'm not fully against government funding programs but most of them are really useless. Actually climate change is inevitable but not with government funded green energy. With economich growth and private funded researchers innovations in green energy we can solve the problem. |
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18388 - | | | 18418 - Reply from Mya88 , 16 yrs (Usa) - 2020-07-14
| | I'm saying no one is oppressed, as in oppressed by the government. |
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18388 - | | | 18412 - Reply from Saniah27 (USA) - 2020-07-03
| | Well you can’t really say Americans aren’t opressed be cause you don’t know what everyone goes through and why are you pro life and not choice? No hate just curious |
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18388 - | | | 18400 - Reply from Jack143 , 14 yrs (Australia) - 2020-06-13
| Hi Mya,
I disagree with about everything you said but it's great to stick up for free speech. We need more people like you in this world. |
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18388 - | | | 18389 - Reply from Mya88 , 16 yrs (United States) - 2020-05-25
| | Sorry for any typos |
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Bonjour Nicolas, j'ai perdu mon dernier numéro de référence concernant ma boîte au lettres. Peux-tu m'aider s'il te plait, merci. |
18381 - | | | 18385 - Reply from Régine203 , 53 yrs (France) - 2020-05-24
| | Merci Nicolas! |
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18381 - | | | 18383 - Reply from Nicolas17 , 55 yrs (France) - 2020-05-21
| Bonjour Régine,
pour retrouver son numéro de référence, il suffit de faire une recherche de correspondant :
- aller sur la page d'accueil des correspondants
- sélectionner l'une des deux tranches d'âges
- sélectionner son propre pays
- et enfin, utiliser les outils de recherche situés tout en haut de la liste des correspondants. en général, avec l'âge, c'est suffisant.
Est-ce que ça ira ? |
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On peut ouvrir une caverne avec un biscuit. Car le biscuit est au sésame.
Jason Statham est l'acteur le plus riche d'Hollywood. Il possède la toison d'or.
Le monsieur Corse qui ne dort jamais est Monsieur Paoli.
Elton John a été anobli par la Reine. S'il se réincarne en chien il ne faudra pas lui donner Fido mais Pédigrée. |
18367 - | | | 18524 - Reply from Régine37 , 54 yrs (France) - 2021-02-02
| | Les poissons que l'on pêche à la ligne sont toujours en colère. Ils prennent la mouche. |
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18367 - | | | 18523 - Reply from Régine37 , 54 yrs (France) - 2021-01-31
| Il ne faut jamais faire entrer des menteurs dans un potager. Ils balancent des salades.
L'animal qu'on trouve toujours dans un hôpital psychiatrique est le requin marteau.
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18367 - | | | 18510 - Reply from Nicolas126 , 56 yrs (Normandie) - 2021-01-09
| | Merci Régine, Meilleurs Vœux à toi aussi, et Happy New Year to everyone ! |
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18367 - | | | 18509 - Reply from Régine113 , 54 yrs (France) - 2021-01-08
| Happy New Year for Nicolas and everybody !
Nicolas, toi aussi ta blague c'est pas mal ! |
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18367 - | | | 18504 - Reply from Nicolas152 , 55 yrs (Normandie) - 2020-12-28
| | Et après les fêtes, si on a trop mangé, il faut se mettre au RégiNe ! |
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18367 - | | | 18503 - Reply from Régine37 , 54 yrs (France) - 2020-12-28
| Le meuble qu'on déguste pour les fêtes est le canapé.
Si on est agressé dans un supermarché il faut vite acheter des avocats.
L'instrument de cuisine qui n'est pas très fréquentable est la louche. |
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18367 - | | | 18484 - Reply from Régine37 , 54 yrs (France) - 2020-11-21
| Il faut faire très attention au 1er mai. On peut attraper le muguet.
Les souris sont homosexueLLes. Elles se font prendre par des tapettes. |
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18367 - | | | 18434 - Reply from Régine37 , 53 yrs (France) - 2020-09-03
| | L'imprimante qui a gagné le concours de beauté est la Canon. |
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18367 - | | | 18432 - Reply from Régine37 , 53 yrs (France) - 2020-08-30
| La première fois que j'ai passé mon permis auto j'ai failli rentrer dans une boulanerie.
Mais le comble est que ce n'était vraiment pas l'heure d'aller chercher le pain.
L'océan est un bordel. Il y a des maqueraux et des morues. |
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18367 - | | | 18419 - Reply from Régine113 , 53 yrs (France) - 2020-07-14
| | La boisson qui peut porter plainte est le café frappé. |
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